This was one of a number of stupid questions I asked during Kanza. Kinda makes you feel like you're back in third grade, but it does help pass the time on the bike. Most importantly it helps you get some insight about your travel companions and friends. Skip and I did the same thing during TI.
I put some thought into this question. I'd be a bald eagle. Think about it...you can fly AND have razor sharp claws. You're also a protected species. America, fuck yeah!