Sunday, December 11, 2005

Name that monkey

I just finished building up my new bike. A Karate Monkey. Now I need to come up with something to make it my own. Johnny has the "Creepy Crawler" on his top tube and Skip has the infamous "This bike kills facists". I thought "Motherfuck Balls" would be good, but the profanity wouldn't be good for my friend's kids. So, any suggestions?

10 comments:

samsam said...

How about I'm so tall, I suck.

3p0 said...

or since you can't handle malt liquor with orange lavoring, how's about

I'm tall and a light weight, get me a wine cooler.

cominatcha said...

how about " kids, suck my motherfucking balls"

BUTCH said...

Long Stroke

Cornbread said...

Hmmm...I like long stroke. Good one Butch!

BUTCH said...

Is it a brown one? I really want to get a brown K.Monkey and call it the "turd".

Not so rotten said...

chocolate thunder
or
The DVT made me do it

Endurosnob said...

REO SPEED-DEMON

Endurosnob said...

I should also mention, it's "This Machine kills Fascists."

jk said...

Spankin' the ....

or

Confucious say....